What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What caused the stock market to crash?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is a fun psychological trick to try on someone?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is something you want to "get off your chest"?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Who are the main characters of Family Guy, American Dad, and King of the Hill? Who are the recurring characters of family guy, American dad, and king of the hill? What changes will be made in all 3 shows?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What would you change in the "Game of Thrones" storyline if you were one of the writers of the TV series?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the irony of life according to you?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why am I tired all the time?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

Dr No

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”